Saturday, February 26, 2005

Present at supper

If wine were a lecturer
I would attend her classes
And duly roll-call "here"
With a couple of full glasses.

—Terri Guillemets

Friday, February 18, 2005

Left sip if pen, right if typewriter

The word "beer" can be typed using only one hand on the QWERTY keyboard. That means if you're a writer, you can use the other hand for drinking it.

—Terri Guillemets

P.S. The same is true for "tea" and "water" — you know, for morning writing.